Wednesday, June 3, 2015

Third time's a charm on the Timber Trail

One of the very many things I love about Sarah is her eagerness to get out and do something - it cuts through my natural tendency to stay in familiar surroundings.  So, with the Queen's Birthday long-weekend looming, she declared that she'd like to do the Timber Trail, having heard good things about it.

I'd been through twice already: once in the wet with Ash, Steve and Whiskey Mike, and once in the wet with Dave Sharpe, and I was excited at the thought of tackling it without getting drenched.  As the weekend loomed, the forecast rain was pushed back, and the only concern on the eve of the ride was whether or not we collectively had the legs to get through it in one day.

Sarah and Khulan had taken advantage of a Teachers-Only Day at WGC on the Friday, leaving Wellington for Rotorua first thing in the morning, and managing a quick afternoon ride in the forest before dusk.  Their ride on Saturday had been anything but quick - about 6 hours worth, including three ascents (by bike) of the shuttle bus route...!

Back in Wellington, and having to make my own porridge for a change, I snuck in a quick road bash around my old favourite Makara Loop...

My favourite spot on the Makara Loop, near the end of Takarau Gorge
... followed by Airlie Road in Plimmerton, and Gray's Road and the Haywards across to the Hutt Valley before returning to Karori.  That done, attention turned to loading the car and connecting with Kaitlyn, and once the laundry was washed and hung, we hit the road.

Google maps offered an interesting route choice to Taumarunui, recommending SH4 from Whanganui over SH1 through to Ohakune.  I was fairly certain that SH4 would be slower, but it gave me a nice opportunity to show Kaitlyn the church at Upokongaro that was built by her great-great-great-grandfather back in 1877.  Nice to see that it's stood the test of time.

St Mary's Church, Upokongaro
I vaguely recalled being driven towards Whanganui in my youth, but it was certainly my first time heading in the direction of Raetihi.  The slow road wasn't such a big deal with Kaitlyn's company, and in the fading light we enjoyed the eventual glimpses we had of a snow-clad Ruapehu - quite hard to see against the gray sky but worth the effort.

We arrived in Taumarunui shortly after 6pm, pretty much on google's schedule.  Sarah and Khulan were already checked-in at the Alexander Spa Motel, and from there it was a short walk to the local Thai restaurant.  Based on the number of people in it, and the number of people in the few competing establishments, this was the place to go!  Well fed not long after, we made a quick visit to the supermarket, before heading back to base to get organised for Sunday's ride.

Alarms went off at 6:15am, and we were ready to go by 7:30.  Originally, we'd planned to do the long shuttle ourselves, but on Friday morning, faced with the prospect of a two-and-a-half hour drive after an 85km ride, I'd booked us all seats with Epic Cycle Adventures.  We decided to save a bit of time in the morning too, avoiding the 4-bike jigsaw puzzle on the back of my car by sticking with the original configurations - two on the corolla, and two on the suzuki. 

Both cars reported an outside temperature of two degrees for the duration of the drive, but at least it was dry!!  We met Paul and his wife, Debbie, at Ongarue, a 20-minute drive from Taumarunui, and our four bikes were soon loaded onto the trailer behind Debbie's vehicle.  The drive to the northern end of the Timber Trail, at Pureora, took about an hour, during which we were well entertained by Debbie.  She had interesting stories to tell about the area, and herself.

Before bidding us farewell, Debbie gave us her business card, requesting that we let her know when we were safely off the track.  On booking, I'd had to reassure Paul that we were capable of getting through in one day, and I was nervously optimistic that we wouldn't be added to his list of "a few idiots" that they'd had to rescue!

9am, and raring to go!
We were immediately plunged into stunning native bush, and while the trail invited a bit of hooning, I rode at the front of our wee peloton, and kept the pace very cruisy indeed. 

We popped down to see the crawler, and I was disappointed none of my female companions jumped onto it and made engine noises.  I also had a bit of a laugh realising that none of them new it was an out-and-back diversion...

One of these 4 is not like the others...!
The regular kilometre markers (every kilometre in fact) ticked by as we conservatively made our way up to the red shelter.  It was no surprise to see the deep ruts in the steep track leading up to it - maybe one day those few kilometres will be redesigned to ensure a sustainable gradient.  Despite our slow pace, we'd knocked out the first stage of the Kennett Bros' write-up in one hour, half of what they'd suggested. 


After 15 minutes or so in the open, we were then back into the bush.  Khulan rode immediately behind me, while Kaitlyn drifted back, accompanied by Sarah.  As we gained elevation, the moss covering the trees thickened, and when the gradient mellowed out, indicating our climb was almost over, the forest was lush and wonderful.

Lush and wonderful!
As with my previous trips through here, I enjoyed the way the pebbles suspended in the soil sheltered the dirt immediately below from the elements.  Up close, the resulting land-forms looked like a mini city.

My bike was absolutely purring.  The Yeti Big-Top 29er is a great platform for this sort of thing, and while I prefer my plush 26" fully on Wellington's singletrack, with a load on, the 29er rocks.  It had just come from Oli's shop, where he'd moved my old 9-speed gear onto Kaitlyn's bike, and given me a 10-speed upgrade.  It was like new, as I've come to expect when retrieving a bike from his workshop.  A couple of Revelate bags made the whole shooting match a bit heavier, but the bike continues to handle beautifully.

Warm gear x4 in the back, tools and bog-roll up front.
Before too long, it was clear that we weren't going to be climbing any more, and the long plunge down to the first suspension bridge was underway.  Khulan and Kaitlyn had point, while I followed Sarah, enjoying seeing how much her riding has progressed since we've known one another.  The kids were waiting for us just before the impressive 115-metre long bridge.


I was looking forward to getting stuck into the ham sandwiches Sarah was hauling, so went off ahead, just managing to get the camera out before the first of my companions arrived.


Not a bad spot for a picnic, we had our first rest of more than a couple of minutes duration.  The air was chilly, but the food, and views, were good.


I was glad that I went for a short walk back onto the bridge, the forest up Bog Inn Creek was a sight to behold. 


As promised by the Kennett Bros, the next (merely 109-metre) bridge followed quickly, and the novelty of these massive structures had not yet worn off.  It was nice also to embrace the dry skies, unlike on the trip with Dave where my last photo of the day was of the crawler a few minutes into the ride...


The track was mostly downhill through to Piropiro Flats, our next milestone, and designated lunch stop.  There was the odd climb though, and it was clear that Kaitlyn was starting to struggle a little bit.  She'd not done much riding since Karapoti back in early March, and while very fit from football, WORD in Term 1, the odd family ride, and the recent City Safari, the very regular and somewhat unusual call on her muscles was starting to take its toll.


Discussing it with her later, one of her biggest problems was actually upstairs.  She was struggling to reconcile her waning energy levels with the reported distance travelled (nearing 40 kilometres by this stage), and the length of the track (85km).  She was extrapolating her increasing physical discomfort, and starting to stress out considerably about her ability to complete the ride.

Luckily Sarah and Khulan were still in sight when they took a random turn-off to a camping area at Piropiro Flats.  We retrieved them, and then rode a few hundred metres more before stopping for lunch.  Kaitlyn perked up a wee bit as we rested and got stuck in to our various goodies - the aforementioned sandwiches (ham, avocado, cream cheese, yum), date loaf (the Randal half buttered and the Tumen half not), raspberry and chocolate liquorice, honey roasted peanuts, and bananas.  A hunter stopped by and nattered to us for a wee while, which was a nice diversion.

Whatever confidence Kaitlyn got back at lunch was dashed immediately after as we were straight into a relatively harsh climb.  We'd been riding 4 hours by this stage, and again the psychological blow was as harsh as the gradient.  I reassured her that things would be OK if she rode at her own pace and kept eating, and quietly crossed my fingers (and toes) that I was right.

The 141-metre-long behemoth that is the Maramataha bridge was the next milestone, and a good excuse to stop for a quick breather...


... and a selfie!


The climb away from the bridge was relatively long, but the track was wide, and I got off my bike and ran alongside Kaitlyn, my hand on her lower back providing valuable watts.  I took advantage of a few flatter sections to jump back on my bike and get my breath back!

We were then treated to a long descent, and I was treated to the regular sight of my three favourite people in the world doing something completely remarkable.  Three years earlier, Sarah hadn't really ridden a bike since childhood, Khulan had hardly ridden a bike at all.  And, if it hadn't happened already, Kaitlyn was already riding further than she'd ever ridden before. 

Sarah, Kaitlyn and Khulan, rocking my world
When I wasn't admiring them, the scenery wasn't bad either.


The 10-kilometre long false flat along an old bush railway route was our next challenge.  I'd anticipated taking advantage of the width of the track by towing Kaitlyn, but realised that it would be better if I were to push her - that way she'd have both hands on her bars, and complete control.  As the camber of the track changed, I swapped from one side to the other, trying always to keep her uphill of me. 

Near the top, my energy levels really took a dive, and after a few near misses, I decided I'd better stop for some food.  My downhill knee, core and arms were also taking a hammering, and I was starting to lose my mind a little bit.  Unfortunately Khulan was ahead, and not due to stop until the final swing bridge.  I didn't have the power to chase her, and decided not to flog myself through to the bridge, stopping briefly for some snacks.  Sarah, worried about Khulie being on her own, kept going, while Kaitlyn stopped with me for a pick-me-up too.

After a few minutes off the bikes, Kaitlyn left me so I could go for a quick slash in private, and not long after, I found them all waiting for me only a few minutes down the trail. 

The final bridge had been very close indeed, but I didn't regret the snacks I'd just demolished one bit.  I sent the women off so I could photograph them on the bridge, clearly demonstrating the scale of the bush, and of course the bridge itself. 


The Ongarue Spiral was not far ahead, and I was glad that I'd finally have the opportunity to check it out properly - the heavens had really been open the last two times I'd been through here, and lingering had not been appealing at all. 

Unlike the relatively tight spiral on Makara Peak's Vertigo (maybe a 5-metre diameter?), this one was a monster.  After the bridge, the track veers to the left, dropping down and through a tunnel, before emerging into a deep cutting and then passing back under the bridge. 

Sarah looking on from the top bridge
I headed back to the tunnel on foot, and was glad to have my helmet-mounted light.  With that on, I saw a hell of a lot more than I had riding through with no light, and my sunglasses still on! 

The tunnel wall was bare dirt, and there were remnants of some old timber supports near the centre of the tunnel...


Sarah had obviously thought things through better than I had, and came round the bend, Ayups blaring, moments later!

Not a train, Sarah!
By this stage, the arithmetic had become very easy indeed, and Kaitlyn was having no trouble working out the distance remaining.  She'd admitted earlier that she was so pooped she had two lots of 17-kilometres-to-go!  But now, the psychological blow each kilometre marker had brought was replaced by a boost.  She was "down to fingers", and justifiably pleased about it! 

We had to dismount for the very first time only a few kilometres from the end, but were all able to successfully negotiate a fallen pine. 

2 down, 2 to go
My legs had perked up again - a combination of the long downhill we'd been enjoying, and the most recent snacks - and I pushed on a bit, listening in fascination to Khulan behind me.  Over 80-kilometres ridden, she didn't seem to be having any trouble keeping up, and it was only over the final couple of minutes to the road end, that I couldn't hear her at all. 

I was impressed that she arrived 15-30 seconds after I'd leaned my bike against the signage at the end, and was even more impressed that Kaitlyn and Sarah arrived only a couple of minutes after her.  Kaitlyn had obviously undergone a similar physical recovery to my own, and was obviously highly motivated to knock the final kilometres off.

We had about 5 minutes to ride on the sealed road back to the cars, and they were dealt to with aplomb.  The light was beginning to fade, but we'd covered the 84km track in almost exactly eight hours.   The four sets of lights we'd carried had been a good precaution, but were unnecessary in the end (my own sightseeing aside).

SUCCESS!!!!
We saw Paul from Epic as we turned left away from Ongarue, making the txt message I'd sent him a few minutes earlier redundant.

The sight of him was a nice reminder of the money well spent, and by the time we were all showered, fed, and back at our cosy motel, it was nice to reflect that we'd still have been on the road had we not taken up his service. 

The next morning, rain was in the air, and as we drove past Horopito, I don't think anyone regretted forgoing the Ohakune Coach Road - we'll no doubt hit that ride up soon enough.

We did stop at Ohakune though.  One upside of doing the Timber Trail on the last day of autumn, is that the world-famous in New Zealand Chocolate Eclair shop was open.

We each smashed one of those suckers back, thoroughly deserved after a massive day on our bikes!

Cheers!

As nice as it is when a plan comes together, I'm overwhelmingly proud of my beautiful family.  Their levels of fitness are quite remarkable, and I feel incredibly lucky that we were able to share (not to mention, enjoy) such a demanding ride together.  Whatever minor contribution luck and good management have made, I put the success of this ride down to the talents and tenacity of three incredible women, and I look forward to our next adventure together immensely. 

Wednesday, May 20, 2015

2015 Metlink City Safari

It doesn't happen very often, but every now and then, I do something physical that doesn't involve a bike. Usually, this leaves me feeling beaten up, and that little bit more impressed with the amazing invention that is the bicycle.  Most of the time, despite the pain, I'm pleased to have subjected my body to its current distress.

An event that ticks all the boxes is the City Safari.  I've done it six times now, and wrote up both the 2014 edition and the event in 2011.  The first four were with my bro Dave and daughter Kaitlyn.  Last year, my beautiful step-daughter Khulan joined the three of us, as "Family Randal" was upgraded to "Family Randal-Tumen".  Khulie was a seamless addition to the team, and we all had a great time, capped off by a fine second place in the Family category, and sixth overall.

This year, I was little surprised when Dave offered to enter us all - he is now the proud father of beautiful Imogen, my three-month-old neice, and a future member of the team, I'm sure.  High hopes were dashed the afternoon before the race after a busy week at work had spilled over into the weekend, and he quite reasonably wanted to spend Sunday at home. 

When I enlisted Dave in 2008, I needed help with the piggy-backing duties of then 8-year-old Kaitlyn.  At almost 15 apiece, Kaitlyn and Khulan weren't going to need any carrying, but just in case, I decided to see if Simon - my brother from another mother - was free.  As luck would have it, he was, and I'd asked sufficiently close to the event that he didn't have enough time to think his response through carefully.  Family Randal-Tumen was back to four!

After loading my back-pack up with various muesli bars and some home-made caramel slice, we picked up first Kaitlyn and then Simon, and were down at the new event-HQ at the girls' school - WGC.  I dropped them off and then went to park the car on Hill Street, knowing full well that I'd later regret the 5-minute walk back to the school.

It was chilly, but we were given maps as soon as we arrived, and so it was straight into the planning.  The booklet we each had was feature-packed:  a page of rules, an overview map and five zoomed-in maps of control-laden parts of the course, a prologue map, and a schedule of the various public transport options on the course - a very cool and unique feature of the City Safari is its sponsorship by Metlink, and the fact that public transport is not only permitted, but facilitated.

Whereas the 2014 event stretched from Seatoun to Petone, it was nice to see a different course this year.  There were controls in the CBD, Aro Valley and through to Khandallahin the west, Lower Hutt, including Petone, Maungaraki and Normandale, and Avalon in the north, with Seaview and Eastbourne in the east.

The event traditionally starts with a prologue, though unlike previous years, this one had a minimum points requirement rather than a maximum time.  We were due to start at 9:35, and figured we'd probably have enough time to catch the 10am ferry to Days Bay.  Our fall-back was the 10:05 Hutt Valley train.  Beyond that, we didn't really deliberate too much, and instead used our planning time to scope out the most efficient way of notching up the 150 points we'd need from the prologue.

It was cold, and we were organised, so I offered to go and get some hot chocolate (and a coffee for the delivery boy).  Unfortunately, the transport timetables and the maps didn't extend to cafes in the vicinity, and I ended up back at base 15 minutes later without drinks.  I did have some warmish cheesy rolls from the New World bakery though, and these slid down nicely.  Sarah had popped down to visit, and was happy to do the drinks run to Wholly Bagels which wasn't quite open when I made my way past it.

Cheers!
Drinks quaffed, we listened attentively to the briefing, during which our points collection process was described.  Usually proof that you'd visited controls was to answer a question like "what is the colour of the letterbox of house #12?".  Simple, but apparently boring!  This year, we'd be confronted by an image of a cartoon character, and to actually get the points, we'd need to txt either the name of the character, or the movie, TV show or game they featured in...  Our warm up example was of Dr Seuss's Cat in the Hat (10 points!!).  We had no idea how tricky the next ones would be, but were told that if we needed help, there was a crib sheet hidden at control 41 on Tinakori Hill.  We decided to see how we went, and if stuck, we'd take a photo of the control, and grab the answers towards the end of the day.  (It's interesting to note that the winning team made straight for Tinakori Hill, obviously not rating their chances of success without doing so!)

Khulie agreed to be in charge of the txts this year, and I was in charge of the live timing on the metlink.org.nz website.  Otherwise, we'd all help with the controls as needed.

Despite all the "running" involved, the prologue was kind of fun, and it quickly became apparent that we were actually quite good at the cartoon characters.  Within 11 minutes of the start, we'd notched up our required 150 points, having correctly identified some chap from the Jetsons, Patrick Star, Dumbo, Barney Rubble, Bambi, Spiderman, Captain Hook and Minnie Mouse.  While the start area had been packed - the 6-hour event had 96 teams - it was quiet when we arrived back, and we weren't certain whether we needed our 150 points checked by anyone.  "Do we just go?!" elicited the response "YES!" from one of the helpers, so off we went.

Prologue points were worth half price once we'd checked out, but when we saw Buzz Lightyear just outside the school gate, we notched up another 5 points.  We popped down some convenient steps and crossed Thorndon Quay before passing through the Railway Station, paying close attention to the cartoon character at the customer service desk.  By the time we'd crossed Customhouse, Khulie had txted "Dilbert" in at 9:50, and we were another 30 points richer.

Only a dozen teams made it onto the 10am sailing - I was slightly surprised it wasn't more popular - inviting us to second-guess our plan.  We figured that so long as you have a good adventure, the points are secondary, and catching the ferry we hoped was consistent with both.

The half-hour trip was a very nice opportunity to recover from our earlier efforts.  Kaitlyn was having stomach cramps, and looked quite out of sorts.  My first aid kit had nothing to deal with this problem (sticking plasters are only so useful...) and as a precaution, I sent the grandparents a message priming them for the possibility that they might have to medivac Kaitlyn.

Kaitlyn - not feeling great...
The recovery wasn't the only bonus of the trip - there were also 70 points waiting for us on the jetty at Somes Island, Popeye, no less.  Also, we were treated to lovely views out the window (and delicious snacks from my bag)!

Looking back towards Wellington, just before berthing at Days Bay


We were off the boat just before 10:30.  The other teams mostly ran off the wharf, and it was psychologically tough not to try to follow them.  A brisk walk was not a completely terrible way to make progress though, and early signs were that Kaitlyn's cramps had settled down.

There was a nice 100-pointer near the top of Moana Road (Piglet, 10:36), and it was a bit surprising to see a few teams heading back down to the road along the foreshore.  We opted to keep our elevation by taking the singletrack connecting this control to the next.

Following Simon's workmate Claire and her team didn't feel right, and Simon quickly confirmed they'd missed the subtle left turn we wanted.  We grabbed 80 points (Richie Rich, 10:44) and then opted for the steep zig-zag over the no doubt mellower, but longer, road option.

Control 47 harboured OK points, but we had our eye on the bus which was due to pass through soon after 11am.  That, and it was up a hill, and we figured we'd have time to make up the points later on - if our legs were holding up.

Our bus had inexplicably dropped off the live system, but before we had too much time to worry about it, it had reappeared.  And, we'd notched up another 180 points (Tom and Jerry, 10:53 and one Transformer or another, 11:02).

A five minute wait at the bus stop with most of the teams that had been on the ferry (and who, for all their running, would have picked up only 40 more points than us) was another good opportunity to get stuck into the snacks, which we did.

I was still thinking about snacks when I realised I'd forgotton about control 77.  As with the Somes Island one, it was marked blue on the map, meaning it could be "collected" while passing by on the public transport indicated on the map.  Luckily, Simon was onto it, as were the girls (Mickey Mouse, 11:14). 

As with 47 on the hill, we decided against a long, flat, and probably boring walk around the port at Seaview for control 67, and instead stayed on the bus a few more stops, alighting only a minute's walk away from 70 points in a wee cemetary by the Waiwhetu Stream (Porky Pig, 11:22).  We made use of the internet for the first time, successfully asking "who is the pig from Looney Toons" even though "Looney Toons" itself would have been an acceptable answer.  

The direct route to 97 was out of the question given various barbed wire fences, and so we had to cross the stream a couple of times to get there (Sideshow Bob, 11:28).  We were met by the teams who'd come via the control we'd foregone, and while they headed off to the cemetary, we stuck to the road north towards the Waione Street bridge across the Hutt River.

Just beneath the far end of the bridge was control 106.  There we met a couple of girls, both slightly younger than Khulan and Kaitlyn.  They were staring at the image of Olive Oyl wondering who on earth it was.  The virtue of having two generations in our team was definitely paying off!

My confusion as to what the strange structures were in McEwan Park was resolved when I finally read the clue to the next control we approached "In frisbi [sic] golf basket" (Shrek's mate, Donkey, 11:43).  From there, we made a beeline for control 95, ducking and diving down the funny little streets in the vicinity (Manny, Ice Age, 11:56).

I was interested to see how wide the waterway shown on the map actually was.  I wondered out loud to Simon whether or not it was narrow enough to have half the team on one side, and half on the other, but it clearly wasn't.  On the other hand, 40 points were virtually straight across from 95, and it was a long walk around in either direction.  The water didn't look that deep...



 We all imagined drawing straws, and silently and unanimously decided that I'd lost.  I rolled my shorts up a bit, and then gingerly stepped into the water.  The mud on the bottom was pretty firm, and pretty firm, and... pretty soft.  And... oh shit...

My final step drove my left leg into the mud up to mid calf.  My right leg went even further in, and by the time I'd stopped moving, I was up to my knees in mud.

"Help!"
As I struggled to move my feet, black stuff started welling up from beneath the brown mud, and I sank further still.  I wasn't yet scared, but I was wondering how on earth I was going to get out, and even if I did manage that, whether my shoes would come with me...

Luckily, I wasn't too far from the shore, and luckily Simon was with me.  It was obvious that he too needed to get his feet wet, but it wasn't yet clear if he'd be able to reach me while still on firm ground.

I was able to grab his hand, and his first attempt to pull me out reminded us both of a couple of crucial things:  I was stuck fast, and a good 15kg heavier than him!

We reset, and I focussed first on just pulling my right leg out of the mud.  Once that was done the clamping force of the mud was sufficiently lessened, and Si was able to drag me back to shore!

What a team-mate!
With both feet on dry land, and our minor emergency over, it was time to go get another control!  But, not before retrieving my wallet which I'd thrown to Kaitlyn - when I'd done so, I wasn't at all confident that I was going to keep my shorts dry!!!!



By the time we finally got to the end of the swampy stream, we'd put control 44 out of our mind.  The Ava station was almost a kilometre away, and successfully catching the next train north was going to require a bit of running...

We quickly grabbed 80 points (My Little Pony, 12:05) before ducking out to the Hutt River bank for another 80 pointer.  The character was on the card stuck to the underside of the table there, and I wasn't at all sure who she was.  The others were hanging back 15m or so, and rather than call them over, I grabbed a quick shot...

Betty Boop?
My team-mates quickly confirmed my hunch, and we were soon 80 points better off (Betty Boop, 12:10).

Rather than negotiate a somewhat complicated route on the south side of the railway line, we stuck to the riverbank and crossed the line beneath the bridge over the river itself.  We ran the last 500m or so, nervous about the train's imminent arrival.

In the end, we could have taken it a bit slower, and there were a few minutes available for snacking before the train arrived. 

Ava station, in preparation for transport mode number 3!
Another family team were there, and the Dad, who I didn't recognise as legendary trans-Atlantic rower Rob Hamill, explained they were unofficially continuing in face of "an old war wound" and one of the younguns being a little over the effort of the morning!  

The conductor seemed to be enjoying the phenomenon that is the City Safari, and gave us pointers as to which end of the Wingate station to head to.  But not before we'd seen Mr Incredible lurking beneath an overpass just north of the Waterloo station (70 points, 12:27).  Both family teams indulged in a bit of subterfuge, suggesting various alternatives to the correct answer. 

The conductor was spot on to point us south, though the map indicated that was the way we needed to go.  The next clue was a sweet one, and brought back fond memories of the "Handy dandy notebook" (Blue, from Blue's Clues).  Except that the character was blue, not Blue, and it was actually Sully from Monsters Inc (100 points, 12:36).  That had been another favourite of this dad, so the memories simply expanded!

Kaitlyn was particularly glad to note the next control was at the "reception desk inside TV studio", since this distinctly enhanced her chances of finding a toilet.  While she and Simon sorted that, Khulie and I sorted Obelix, another one for the older generation (30 points, 12:42).

As we made our way through controls 125 (Dora the Explorer, 12:57) and 48 (Stevie from the Family Guy, 1:02), Simon and I discussed the next move.  There was a 70 pointer up the hill a bit on the other side of SH2, which itself was just across the river.  The bus from that direction was miles off though, and there didn't seem to be anything going south along SH2.  I knew there was a bus heading to Petone soon, but to get that we needed to hustle.

First it was 98 in the park (Mike Wazowski), and then across the river to get control 99.  It was shown "at stream/river junction" and unfortunately I chose the wrong side of the stream and had to bush bash on the other side as well (Smurfette, 1:11).  By this stage we'd got the spelling of Wazowski correct, and correctly identified Stevie, and Khulie had completely caught up by 1:13pm.

Nervously consulting Metlink's site, I issued the proclamation "We have to run!!!" and five minutes later, we were jumping on the 110 bound for Petone.

We scored 60 points through the bus window en route to Queensgate (South Park, 1:24), and had a enough time to consider options for getting back into town.  It was getting a bit late in the peace to go for the points in Maungaraki - we would face a very real risk of lateness penalties, and besides, the cool-down periods on the public transport were killing the older sets of legs on the team.  The train from Petone was an option, but the bus was going to take ages to get there, so instead we opted for the Airport Flyer from Queensgate.

We had 8 minutes up our sleeve, so opted to stay on the bus another couple of stops to get #36 just by the Ewan Bridge (?, 1:39).  Unfortunately, the bus sat at the Queensgate stop for a couple of those, and someone had swiped the control itself consuming valuable time while Simon and I frantically searched the vicinity and tried to ensure that we were where we were meant to be!

The bus was at the stop when we turned the corner off High Street, and I ran in front of it to buy my slightly slower team mates some valuable extra seconds.  In the end, I wasn't run over and we had 30 seconds or so spare, and we were soon hurtling along SH2 bound for the big smoke.

We waved at Spongebob (50 points, 1:52) at the base of Horokiwi Road, and lamented that 55 was only visible from the Old Hutt Road, not the motorway.  On the upside, we were moving fast towards other valuable points.

We confirmed that the bus would stop on demand once on Lambton Quay, and jumped off outside the ANZ near Willis Street.  Another team saved me from running up more Plimmers Steps than I needed to, and we were soon 80 points better off (Bro Town, 2:07 - another for the older generation).

The cable car ride had been the source of much debate on the Flyer.  Our legs were feeling trashed, and Simon was keen not to do too much more walking.  He wanted to go up and down the cable car and then grab a Karori bus around to the Kelburn viaduct.  I argued for a walk through Kelburn instead.  We looked at timing, and in the end I prevailed.

Pink Panther (120 points, 2:17) greeted us at the top of the hill, and virtually no wait at the bottom had us five minutes early for the Mairangi bus at the first Upland Road stop.  We ummed and ahhed about waiting for it, and as the minutes ticked down, we decided we'd be brave and walk the single stop we'd have taken the bus for!!!

We made a left up Plunket Street, and took 20 points on a pedestrian way between Raroa Road and Glenmore Street (Tinkerbell, 2:32).

Simon was talking on the phone, and I got a little frustrated being unable to bounce route options to the next control off him.  In the end I realised I could damn well make the decision myself, and opted for another zigzag instead of Highbury Road.  In the end, I think it was probably the best option, and after a short descent on yet another pedestrian-way to #80 (one or other of Ren and Stimpy, 2:37), we were winching our way up Highbury Road in search of a connection across to the Mount Pleasant network.

We found it, and then started looking for the "overhang of path to #23".  Perhaps by design, there was another house 23 en route to this control, and for a moment it confused us, before we put our trust in the mapping, and kept going.  Sure enough, we were soon on another "street" and facing another 23, this time with a fair-dinkum overhang, and 100 points (Fred Flintstone, 2:47).

The descent on a couple of steep pathways down to Holloway Road was painful, and we were all glad our 3:50pm deadline was drawing near.  The live timing was invaluable, and while passing through 40 (Wal's Dog, 2:57) and 100 (Noddy, 3:04), we were able to discuss the relative merits of a bus down Willis Street, Taranaki Street or Cambridge Terrace.  While the latter two would earn us a 50-pointer up above the Carillon, the bus from Seatoun would be too late to be useful, and the plentiful stops between the Basin Reserve and WGC would screw us over, we thought.

So, we mopped up our 8 spare minutes by visiting the dairy at the end of Aro Street, and some Lemon, Lime and Bitters and a couple of ice-creams on sticks later, we were riding the route 7 bus along Willis Street.

It was painfully slow, but only because we were in a hurry.  We were pleased to note that the driver ignored a very orange light, and I was also pleased that time was running out to get control 32 shown on the stadium concourse.  We belatedly noted the clue, which suggested it was actually at street level rather than on the concourse itself, and so we wrote that out of our plan.

Instead, we decided we'd pick off our left-over prologue controls until we ran out of them, or time.

In the end, it was the former, and Khulie had not only the energy to run point, but also to txt in the various answers (Daffy Duck, 3:33; Daisy Duck, 3:34; Superman, 3:36; Roadrunner, 3:38; Pacman, 3:40; Donald Duck, 3:43; and finally, Wilma Flintstone, 3:44). 

We got to the finish line with four minutes to spare, and were greeted by Sarah's smiling face!

Finished!!!

By virtue of the txt-in system, there was no need to tally points - always a challenge at the end of a tiring event.  Instead, we were able to relax with a couple of bits of free pizza each, and to catch up with various friends who'd also done the event.  And of course Sarah was keen to hear what we'd been up to.

It looked like we'd been misallocated to the Open division, but after the prizegiving, I went to query that, and we were belatedly identified as the winning family team.  I was glad that no argument was needed to impress upon the organiser the fact that Simon really is like family to us! 

It was also very nice to note that we really were at the pointy end of the field, finishing one place up on our overall position of 2014, at fifth overall.  And, we hadn't got a single answer wrong - what a great team, and what a bunch of cartoon-nerds!!!  My late-night tally suggests we gathered 49 controls in the 6.25 hours' duration, so averaging one every 7 minutes 40 seconds or so!  Never a dull moment, literally.

Sarah took the girls home, while I dropped Simon off, and gingerly picked up a couple of provisions from the supermarket...  He'd been very impressed by both girls, and commented how nice it had been chatting to Kaitlyn during the event (something that I'd observed, and enjoyed myself).

I was able to get hold of Dave, and it was bittersweet describing the fun we'd had.  He was bummed that he'd missed out, and I struggled to find the sweet spot between telling him we'd missed him very much, but also that his absence hadn't got in the way of us having a great time! 

Having a look at the results, I realise that one of these years, WE REALLY MUST DO SOME TRAINING FOR THIS!!!!  It's nice to realise that a good plan is a great thing, and that you can have fun while also making great progress.  On the other hand, if we'd been capable of running, we'd have grabbed 47, 67, and 44 before the same train we'd caught from Ava, and might have managed 84 and possibly even 79 before making the Flyer at Queensgate.  Back in town, we'd have picked up 50 and 32, which all told would have given us an extra 300 points, which would have been good enough for second overall.  Food for thought!

Thanks to Dave and Sarah for their managerial support, and my awesome team-mates Khulan, Kaitlyn and Simon (reverse age-order) for their outstanding company!  Well done to Kelvin Theile for innovating and putting on a great event, and thanks to whoever devised this amazing event-format (Michael Wood, perhaps).  Can't wait for the next one!


Thanks to Simon Kennett for replacing Dave Randal on the day!